"Hello, boys and girls. Or… whatever. My name is Captain Jack Sparrow - I take it some of you have heard of me. You may have also heard whisperings and rumors that Jack Sparrow be recruiting a crew. One to take on a voyage… to the Fountain of Youth. There be varied and substantial dangers along the way, including, but not limited to, zombies, cut-throats, mermaids… You wouldn’t be interested in joining me, would you? Eh?"

Jack Sparrow